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Mans Emotions Dependent On Game Outcome

Noting that he does not possess a financial or otherwise tangible investment in the competitions, sources confirmed Thursday that local man David Milburn’s emotional state is completely dependent on the outcome of professional sporting events. http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-emotional-state-completely-dependent-on,35580/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default&recirc=masculinity #Funny

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