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Date Promises Midnight Delivery

In an effort to demonstrate respect toward his date’s father, high school senior Marty DeLesko reportedly promised Patrick Bannon he would have the man’s soon-to-be-pregnant daughter home by midnight at the latest. Bannon reportedly nodded and gave him “the eye”. http://goo.gl/qlF2Iy #Funny

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