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Man's Bloodstream Gets Needed Break

Trevor Gipson’s bloodstream reportedly enjoyed an hour-long intermission Friday between its daily coffee and alcohol blitzes. Later in the night, Gipson’s bloodstream reportedly cherished a thirty-second pause between alcohol and cocaine. http://goo.gl/oK3ZLZ #Funny

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