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Mom Keeps Sending Son Murder Updates

Annoyed by all the regular updates from home concerning his former classmates, 26-year-old graphic designer John Galleon told reporters Tuesday that he wished his mother would stop sending him newspaper clippings anytime someone he went to school with was murdered.,35617/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny


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