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His Strategy For Revealing Shortcomings

Daniel Hastings explained this week that he has devised a carefully calculated timeline for revealing his negative personality traits to the women he is now dating. He says he wants to give her a sufficient period of time to acclimate to one shortcoming before she is presented with another. He says he's willing to expedite the process if she shares her shortcomings. #Funny


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