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Foxx: What If They Don't Travel Anymore?

Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx has become consumed with Fear that Americans might suddenly decide not to travel anywhere ever again. In addition to wondering what would become of the nation's airports, roadways and harbors, Foxx worries about what the government will do without that very solid source of income. #Funny


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