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Siblings Relived Oldest Is A Screw Up

Siblings Eric and Theresa Conrad confided in reporters this week that they were quietly relieved their oldest broth, Dennis, was setting the bar so low. Dennis had bad grades, it took him six years to graduate, and now he lives in a terrible basement studio apartment. #Funny


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