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Conservationists Move On To Mars

A consortium of leading conservationists confirmed this week that it's attempting to get a head start on preserving the planet Mars. The foundation has received a recent influx of donations now that donors know their efforts on Earth are a lost cause. http://goo.gl/pxbAIK #Funny

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