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Gays Turn Straight Right Before Suicides

Gay conversion therapists say most patients are completely straight by the time they commit suicide. They've found that group interventions, narrative therapy and cognitive-behavioral therapy eliminates homosexual urges before the individual takes his or her own life. http://goo.gl/cLqwaT #Funny

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