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Obama Dreams About Final Executive Order

President Obama spent the morning fantasizing about ordering one last drone strike against himself on the final day of his presidency. It's said he was grinning at the thought of ash-covered staffers digging through the rubble, only to find his lapel pin. http://goo.gl/qfVtqW #Funny

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