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Princess Begs For Kerry's Life

Throwing herself in front of her beloved U.S. Secretary of State as they royal executioner raised his scimitar, Princess Amirah of Arabia begged her father the Sultan today to spare John Kerry's Life. She reportedly screamed, "Please, Father, I love him!" http://goo.gl/eMNRD9 #Funny

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