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Man Too Tired To Leave Apartment

Cracking open a beer and settling into his couch Saturday night, local man Martin Burfette, who had no previously scheduled plans for the evening nor invitations to attend a social gathering of any kind, confirmed that he was simply too exhausted to leave his apartment. http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-with-no-plans-just-too-exhausted-to-go-out,35775/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny

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