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Man Tries To Get Out Of Executioner Duty

Saying that he is far too busy right now and can’t afford to miss any work, local financial compliance officer Bill Claremont told reporters that he is looking for any possible way to get out of executioner duty after receiving an official summons in the mail yesterday.,35782/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default&recirc=mens-fashion #Funny


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