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Striking Mortality Marker Discovered

In what's being called the single greatest predictor of human mortality, a paper published this week has found that people with deceased family members run an extremely high risk of dying themselves. The study followed thousands of participants for forty years. http://goo.gl/jf2Px3 #Funny

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