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Baltimore Urges Citizens To Stay Indoors

Baltimore officials are urging residents to remain indoors, just until the natural evolution of social progress takes shape over the next century or so. The mayor says it should only be ten or twelve decades until the various barriers to equality for all are slowly chipped away. http://goo.gl/4eYMbe #Funny

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