See More Hear More Watch More Hear More Get on iTunes
The Onion TheOnion

Man Has Story For Every Stain On Pants

Able to call to mind a unique anecdote for each grease smudge, errant pen mark, and splash of barbecue sauce, local man Thomas Newcomb, 31, has a story for every single stain on his pants, sources confirmed Thursday. http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-has-story-for-every-stain-on-pants,35873/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny

UP NEXT

More from