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Experts Denounce Koenig's Rocket Plans

The nation's leading aerospace engineers issued a stern warning today that local six-year-old Bradley Koenig's design for a spaceship is entirely unsafe. However, experts did admit that the ship's giant laser cannon for shooting space monsters was the most awesome thing they had ever seen. #Funny


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