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Survey Says There's 300 Million Nobodys

Drawing on data gathered during the most recent decennial survey of the American populace, the U.S. Census Bureau announced Wednesday that the country is composed of more than 316 million complete nothings who do not matter in the least.,35913/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny


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