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No Northwestern Players Going To NFL

Saying the student-athletes would have definitely become an enormous thorn in their side, officials from the NFL front office expressed their profound relief Tuesday that Northwestern University’s pro-labor activist football players will never make it to the pros. http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-thankful-northwesterns-activist-players-will-n,35960/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny

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