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Everyone At Sears Is Beating Their Kids

Citing offenses such as talking back, whining, and touching everything in the goddamn store, every adult shopper in Sears’ Medley Center Parkway location is currently spanking their child, sources confirmed Thursday.,36046/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny


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