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Mom's Depression = More Pizza!

Siblings Paulo and Marisa Hernandez told reporters today that they love it when their mother is sad enough to just order pizza. At press time, the siblings were growing optimistic, as their mother hadn't moved from lying on the couch for over an hour, and her eyes were all red and puffy. #Funny


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