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The Raise Will Be Used Against You

Software engineer Rob Lofland reportedly celebrated a raise today that his employer will eventually use to justify firing him. At press time, Lofland was sending an email expressing his gratitude to the supervisor who will one day explain his severance package. http://goo.gl/gpw0UW #Funny

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